I found all these stickers for sale at ChopperStickers. All the misspellings are theirs.
"I'm all for gay marriage as long as both bitches are hot!"
"Women are like guns...you keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it."
"Great Legs!! What time do they open?"
"It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral sex." This one was posted in both the "for the guys" and "for the ladies" section.
"My nipples get harder than most men's dicks!"
"No matter how good lookin' she is somewhere some guy is sick of her shit!"
"Girls wanted. All positions, will train!"
"I may not have the cherry but I still have the box it came in" (From the women's section.)
"You remind me of my wife except you're not buried in the back yard."
"Don't ask to ride my bike and I won't ask to ride your bitch!"
"The quickest way to a woman's heart is thru her fuckin' rib cage!"
I don't even understand that one.
"9 out of ten women are battered. I'm still eatin' mine plain!"
1 comments:
April 16, 2008 at 1:56 AM
Dip me in honey...
It's popular around here in the shops that cater to lesbians. I've always read it as: lesbians like to lick, they like to lick sweet gooey things, I like to be licked by lesbians, so--
Frankly, I was quite confused to see it in this mix, because I usually see it among "TOWANDA!" and "My Other Car Is A Broomstick." But I suppose they're targeting the Dykes on Bikes crowd?
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